This is, in fact, the most important post on the internet.
Every male should be required to read this.
IN PAIN READING THIS. REALLY GLAD I HAVE A DICK
the most perfect post.
This is marvelous and I very much want this to be a YouTube video so that it can be more easily digestible.
But I will point out that you’re not going to get toxic shock syndrome because you leave your tampon in for an extra 3 minutes. Toxic shock is a rare disease and the chances of getting it can be increased by the prolonged use of tampons. Incidence is about 0.003% per year of tampon-using women. (That’s roughly the murder rate in the US…though, to be clear, for all people, whether or not they use tampons)
In other words…you do not have a time bomb ticking in your crotch. Toxic shock is rare, but be aware of the symptoms just in case.
For those who were reading, I updated the story I abandoned 2 years ago. I have ACTUALLY FINISHED the entire fanfic and will be posting an update to it every week. So, you don’t need to worry about me checking out on you again! =).
That sad moment you realize you abandoned your fanfiction over 2 years ago and never finished it… and there were at least 10 reviews for the last chapter posted. I feel awful… my followers are in for a big surprise, =).
6 months ago
I don’t care what my friends say about me… I fucking LOVED Peter Pan on OUAT. LOVEDDDDDD….